Katie, USA
Exotic Dancer and Massage Therapy Student

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao

boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

(via fagmawb)

(Source: l4zytbh, via cocaineteas)

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via foreveralonepluscats)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via ev-en)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via stripper-princess)

elvestone:

I really need to go to bed but I also really want to eat some popcorn right now so..

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nasty-gal-mentality:

http://nasty-gal-mentality.tumblr.com

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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